Driving home from lacrosse camp, Rocket told me about their mixed (boys and girls) game of capture the flag. With boys and girls on the same team, they had to compromise on a team name.
Him: You know how in stories when people make fun of something, then that team, the team they made fun of, wins? Like they get mad about being teased and they just win or something? That's what happened.
Me: Was the other team making fun of your team?
Him? The bigger kids kinda laughed at our name. Then we won. Because of it, I think.
Me: What was your name?
Him: The Fiery Unicorn Balls.
It would make the best team banner ever.