Yesterday, Rocket crept into my bed and whispered, "Daddy likes fruit bits covered in chocolate. He's going to buy them for when he gets married." Kevin's taste for chocolate covered fruit bits was news to me, as were any plans to renew our vows."That's great, but daddy's already married...to me."
"HA!" he scoffed, and in a tone implying I should know this myself, Rocket said, "He's getting married again!"
He immediately left the room and quickly got into a scuffle with his sister over some unknown toy. Determine to rain on her day too, he said "Don't you steal that from me!" Then in a lower voice, "If you steal it, I'll call the police and they'll come take you to jail and they'll knock both your eyes out!"
Sometimes, the mind of a three year old boy is a mysterious place.