That Doggie Fresh Smell

My eyebrows got a long overdue waxing today, but as the final step, my waxing lady used a different lotion, one that smells exactly like the powder or shampoo universally used by dog groomers. Basically I smell the same way my dog does when she comes home from being groomed. I'm slightly concerned a dog product was used on me, after all what does that say about the pre-wax state of my eyebrows? I felt like a shaggy dog between my bushy eyebrows and my hair, which is starting to feel like it's at a Bon Jovi length. The dog product smell isn't helping my esteem. Not to mention, I've got the clean dog smell without the benefit of a clean dog. Our pug has followed me around all morning, clearly confused about what I do when I leave the house. Rest assured Maddie, I am not spending time with other dogs, just the caterpillars who sometimes live above my eyes.